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Belmont's Inn
Dining Description: Neighborhood bar with: six pool tables, a decent mix of people, a bunch of TVs showing sports, lots o' beer selections, stiff drinks and better-than-average burgers.
Specials:
• $2.50 well drinks & domestic drafts, $3 microbrew drafts, $6 1/2lb. burger w/fries, $1 off appetizers
Mon, Tues, Weds, Thurs, Fri, Sat, Sun, -
User Rating: ★★★★★ by 6 Users
Hours: Daily 11:30am-2am
Price: $
Features: Staff Pick, Menu, Image
Dining Features: Lunch, Cheap Eats, Cocktails, Good for Groups, Late-Night Dining, Wine/Beer
Payment Type: Visa, MC
Neighborhood: Southeast
Reviews / Comments (8)
The food is average, the service is pretty lame usually and while I may watch and UFC and train MMA, i dislike the crowd Belmont's ppv's draw-obnoxious "likes to fight guy" with his stupid tattoos and Tapout Gear shirt. None of them train or fight, but they sure wish. Highly annoying attitude. Also the last guy was right....coke problem. Pool tables are nasty
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Belmont's Inn is my favorite bar in PDX. Belmont always delivers with fun and friendly people. Nothing like a good pour and a chill atmosphere. Also they have the best Turkey sandwich in town. Everytime I go there I wind up meeting new people.
Best bloody marys in SE. Too bad about the smokiness, but that'll fix itself in January.
I love them. I hate sports, this bar has a million TVs dedicated to sports, but I tolerate all of that for these bloody marys. They are just that good.
You know when you wake up starving after a night of heavy drinking and you just want some meat to make you feel better? Belmont Inn's Hamburgers are so huge and tasty that you won't need to eat for the rest of the day.
The Belmont Inn is smoky as hell, but they do serve a good burger (even of the Gardenburger variety). Tasty fries, good chicken strips, free pool on some days... really, it's a pretty good little joint. If you're out on a mission to drink, and want something actually yummy to sop up the alcohol at the end of the night, the Belmont Inn is not a bad place to be.
If you could take a pile of shit and then distill it down to it's purest, most uncontaminated homogeneous form, totally free of any extraneous redeeming matter, into a perfectly realized form of sheer putridness, then you'd probably be looking at the Belmont Inn...or maybe you'd be hanging out with the people that frequent it? Sorry but it's hard to tell the difference when waves of feces start colliding with one another. This place is so horrible that I don't even know where to start or stop. Perhaps the ominous looking sign that glibly proclaims "FOOD DRINK GAMES" in blue neon should tell you everything you need to know. "FOOD" and "DRINK" are pretty obvious..but the "GAMES" is a more layered term. Could they be referring to the numerous beer and piss stained pool tables? The afflictive glow of the video poker machines sucking the money and life from their attendants? The beguiling drunk sluts awaiting the seductive advances of the least intoxicated males? The chance to spar one-on-one with a fellow patron until the juiced up bouncer cracks your skull open on the pavement and you get dragged away in a police cruiser?
Sadly I think they're only referring to the consistent pay per view UFC broadcasts.
The only consolation: people that actually enjoy this place, clearly deserve to be there.
This place is great if you're: a) a douchebag from California, b) a cokehead who wants to score spackle from the bouncer, c) fond of cigarette haze and the promise of early-onset emphysema, d) looking for the same shatty service you get in pretty much every bar in SE, e) all of the above.
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