ANGER ISSUE!

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I suspect that the recent disappearance of a particularly angry New Columnist is due to some douche canoe at Marvel whining about trademark infringement. Mercury, who silenced a scribe willing to share his heartfelt & innermost feelings? Was it a puny human Marvel lawyer? It was my favorite column. Perhaps this fine wordsmith could write under an alias. I have some suggestions:

Halk - he’s purple & not so much angry, just very furious
Bulk – he’s blue & clinically depressed but still very angry
Mort – he’s green & angry but his name is Mort so STFU Marvel.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Don't worry, Hulk shall return! (Though we do love "Mort.")]

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