Dear bike jocks . . .

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My beloved route along Waterfront Park is rife with sea gulls, junkies, kids, the homeless, joggers,etc., and it suits my morning bike commute just fine. So for the love of God, why do you insist on riding it too? While you're racing to work, bearing down and mentally cursing anyone that makes you veer off a b-line to your stupid job, the rest of us are only trying to enjoy the morning. Please: take that shit 100 yards west to Naito Parkway. There you will find a bike lane where you can live out your Lance Armstrong wet dream and be a stressed out asshole all you like - just like the motorists! Do that, and leave the the rest of us alone to lollygag our way to work the way God intended.

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