Dear Men at the Bar



Men at the bar immediately insist they are not hitting on me. Do you wonder why I don't want to talk to you after you insist you are not hitting on me? Here's the answer: I am out at the bar at 1 am by myself talking to strangers because I want to get LAID. So if you are not hitting on me (I know because you fucking told me so) then leave me the fuck alone and quit cockblocking.

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