Dear Taco Cart Lady

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I frequent your taco cart because it really is the best, and cheapest(!), in this great city, which means I see you at least twice a week and have done so for over a year. And while you may recognize my face, you would definitely remember me if I was able to tell you how I feel - you are such a bitch!! The reason I can't tell you this is because I mean it in the best way possible. You being a bitch means you don't play favorites, you don't hold up the line small talking regulars, and you keep every customer respectful and concise. I know just what to expect every time I visit, and that familiarity is as comforting as the food. Thank you and keep up the good work, bitch!!

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