Flying Ass Addicts

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You: tall, skinny, a-sexual

Me: asleep, unsuspecting, vulnerable

You: overly fascinated with inserting scientific medical instruments into anuses for data collecting

Me: vaguely unfamiliar psychologically traumatizing asshole memories

Conclusions: The next time you abduct unsuspecting intellectually inferior intelligent life you might consider leaving better impressions by A) being less creepy B) when inserting objects into asshole, also consider collecting semen by a orgasmic-ly satisfying method C) try adding some color to your medical lab; it’s way too brooding and Finally) try a little style; no one wants to one day wake up remembering your long, skinny, a-sexual, pale countenance…

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