by Sarah Mirk
Speaking of Getting to Work: Globally, unemployment is projected to rise.
Forty Years of Safe and Legal Abortions! It's the 40th anniversary of the Roe v. Wade decisions and a majority of Americans want abortion to stay legal.
And the World is Ending: Because Justin Bieber's mom is producing an anti-abortion movie.
Not Quite as Terrible: Someone is making a Girls reality show.
Israel Heads to the Polls: The current Israeli government is projected to remain in power, but who knows in today's election.
Prince Harry's Confession: The British prince says he definitely killed people while serving in Afghanistan.
More Sex Abuse Cover-ups: Sex abuse by an LA priest was hidden for years.
Curioser and Curioser: The death of a lottery winner is still unsolved.
Lighten Up: The new "green" lighting of choice seems to be LEDs.
Sorry, Atari: The old-school gaming system that is apparently still in business files for bankruptcy.