Here's a New Reality Show for You to Kill Yourself With

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Do you guys remember Bear Grylls from the survival show Man vs. Wild? No? Okay then, it was all about this (from Wikipedia):

The show has featured stunts including Grylls climbing cliffs, parachuting from helicopters, balloons, and planes, paragliding, ice climbing, running through a forest fire, wading rapids, eating snakes, wrapping his urine-soaked t-shirt around his head to help stave off the desert heat, drinking urine saved in a rattlesnake skin, drinking fecal liquid from elephant dung, eating deer droppings, wrestling alligators, field dressing a camel carcass and drinking water from it, eating various "creepy crawlies" [insects], utilising the corpse of a sheep as a sleeping bag and flotation device, free climbing waterfalls and using a bird guano/water enema for hydration.

Does this sound like something you and your best friend/girlfriend/boyfriend/cousin/mom/spritely grandmother would like to do? NBC is currently setting up auditions for a new Bear Grylls action/adventure/reality show in which teams of two are dropped off in the wilderness and race back to civilization—and mayyyyybe drinking some elephant fecal matter on the way? Mmmmyeesssssss?? Anyway, I'm not going to do it, but you should do it. Here are the deets!

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