Hipster FAGGOT?

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To the stupid motherfucker's who thought it was important to swerve 2 lanes over and scream, 'HIPSTER, FAGGOT!'... I know you were communicating with me by the simple fact that I was the only person standing there. Now, Just because I bathe regularly, clean my nails, read books and understand that 9 out of 10 dentist believe that gingivitis, causes bleeding gums; yellow teeth and bad breath does not necessarily mean I like sucking dick. I just floss and brush, with a sense of pretty mouth. So the next time you want to take your fire engine gums out for a joyride try scraping the plaque (yellow stuff) off your teeth and pack some gum. Because, if you had indeed stopped I would have taken the liberty of knocking your loosely placed, yellow indicators into the back of your throat. Lesson today is: Read a book, wash your hands, BRUSH YOUR TEETH, be polite and if you see someone better looking than you with a sense of style, try waving. I might fuck you.

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