I am Getting Ready to Unfriend You

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It's to the point where I don't want to be around you. I know there's a nice person in there somewhere, (since I've seen them and hung out with them in the past), but I haven't seen that person anytime in the last six months. You used to be a lot of fun to hang out with, and I thought we were creating a great friendship, but lately it, like you, has become down right annoying.
Here's a few things I would like to say to you:
Please get rid of your roommate. You live with the creepiest person I have ever met. He's annoying and has made me incredibly uncomfortable every time I've been to your house. He's so creepy next time we stop at your place I'm staying in the car.
I had to, once again, explain to one of our friends that I do not want to sleep with and/or date you. At no point in our friendship have I asked you out, kissed you, invited you to have sex, or have done anything else that might be interpreted as trying to sleep with you. Get over yourself.
When I tell you my plans do not immediately tell me why you can't go, especially when I haven't even invited you yet. I was telling you what I was going to go do, not asking you to go with me. At least wait until you've been asked to decline an invite.
What the hell. Next time I see you I'm going to tell you exactly how pissed off I am. Maybe being told how much of an ass you are is exactly what you need.

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