Officially Mentally Something

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I recently opened a mercury and realized something. Making fun of Paris Hilton, Kardashians, Charlie Sheen, Real Housewives, Justin Bieber, etc - it's funny. I'll pitch in my lame jokes too. It was even funny when Amanda Bynes started being awkward. I made jokes. They weren't good ones but I didn't feel bad because she was another idiot being an idiot. But isn't it different now? She's not being an idiot - she's officially mentally something. If this were a person I met in real life, I'd feel like an asshole. Me: "You crazy moron! You always do crazy shit! Haha!" You: "Yeah, I was diagnosed with something." Me: "Wow. I'm sorry..." That's how I imagine it would go. But your magazine has no sorries. Just more, "You crazy bitch! LOLZ!" So I ask, what the fuck are ya fucks thinkin? Are the effects of mental diseases punch lines now? - "Why don't you go be crazy under a bridge you bipolar schizo retard?!" Get it? I just made a mercury-style joke! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! That'll be 40 american dollars please...

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