15 K participants: Serious proposal here. Can we get a fart moratorium for the first half mile of the big run Sunday?
I understand farting is your right, not a privilege and if you are out there at dark thirty with 30 thousand of your new best friends doing something healthy (for once) you sure as hell not going to hold your sphincter.
Well consider, there ARE some kids (and short people) who have no choice butt to run behind you at ass level. How pleasant would it be for them NOT to have to smell your beef until the throngs thin out at Broadway?
I mean c'mon dudes and dudettes, keeping a cork in it for a few blocks should be doable shouldnt it?