White Water Gym

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Men at the pool (it is always men) your strokes are awful. I have no idea why but half of you trying to do a front crawl aren't capable of it without throwing water everywhere. The funny thing is that by being awful at it, you're causing more work for yourself. Clawing the water with splayed fingers means you don't pull yourself as well and provides additional resistance.

Normally I wouldn't give a fuck about you and your shitty form but it impacts me. See when you slap the water by me like a child in the bath, I get a fucking face full of it. It's hard to take a breath when someone is tossing water at you. So please, men at the pool, go look at some YouTube videos or some shit (do it secretly if your ego is so delicate) and learn to swim.

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