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I, Anonymous

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Many months back, I responded to your ad: a lesbian couple looking for a suitor to help procreate a child for you. I was really just looking to get laid. We hooked up and just did the deed twice at first, and then many weeks later... no baby. So we went at it again a few more times, and I definitely did my best to blast off all my batter for y'all. It was awesome. Your lady sat in on the final session and it got super erotic and trippy. It has provided me with enough fodder for life. Still... no baby. I actually got fixed a few years back, but I couldn't tell you that and pass up on such an erotic endeavor. It was the best sex ever, and I definitely thank you. Again, thanks. I tried.—Anonymous

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