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You shouldn't try to dress up your penis. Piercing your small penis does not make it appear larger, nor does it make it function better. Talking about the sexual pleasure your penis brings does not make it so. Deluding yourself into thinking it is not a shockingly small penis does not make it appear bigger. The surprise I felt when I first came in contact with that substandard thing made me feel ashamed for my thoughts and sorry for you. After getting to know you, I just felt sorry for me, for wasting such a great acting job on that miserable sex, telling you how good you made me feel. Do all of your future victims a favor; keep it in your pants, keep it to yourself, don't bother trying to make it pretty; it's like putting make-up on a pig.—Anonymous

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