Steve Winwood, The Wood Brothers

When: Wed., Nov. 14, 7:30 p.m. 2012


Cor blimey, wottya mean Steve Winwood is da fookin' most versatile British rock star of all time? That's lollicock, tha's wot that is. Ever'one knows I'm the bloody most, ya doss cunt. All roight, all roight, so the tosser sang like a l'il black bugger for the Spencer Davis Band and did some bloody brill-yant organ work with Traffic, including those roight bloody flawless Mr. Fantasy and John Barleycorn albums. And those first solo records, wot wiv all the bloody synthesizer, fit roight up there with Stevie Wonder, you say. But don' forget 'oo 'elped 'im out wiv Blind Faith. And woz 'e ever in Cream? Did 'e ever play lead guitar in da bloody Yardbirds? Did the wanker ever write "Tears in Heaven"? Has 'e ever done a song wiv bloody Babyface??? Bloody bollocks is wot that is. Wanker. ERIC BLOODY CLAPTON

Price: $48-81

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