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The 39 Least Influential Portlanders

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#39: Guy with the Abraham Lincoln hat riding a tall bike

#38: Tweaker dancing with scarves around the Skidmore Fountain

#37: Commissioner Dan Saltzman

#36: Single mother of three inconsolably sobbing in front of Hot Dog on a Stick at the Lloyd Mall

#35: The Oregonian "Foodday" circular

#34: Anyone standing or walking on the Burnside Bridge right now

#33: KATU anchor Steve Dunn

#32: The guy standing on a corner swinging the "Mattress Closeout!" sign

#31: 10th grader Len Hadley who has been turned down six times by Jenny Mitchell (who's, like, the hottest senior at Franklin High)

#30: The Willamette River

#29: OregonLive commenters

#28: Fire twirlers

#27: Anyone trying to protest NE Alberta's Last Thursday

#26: Victoria Taft

#25: The cast and crew of Leverage

#24: The Portland Mercury editorial board

#23: Harvey Johnson—he's just a random senior citizen

#22: Craig Marquardo of the Portland Music Awards

#21: The sleeping kid from the mattress commercial

#20: The Real World: Portland

#19: Daniel Baldwin

#18: TriMet riders

#17: The guy who sits in the front of the bus and tells everyone how he'd run the city

#16: Byron Beck/Storm Large (tie)

#15: Park rangers who try to stop people from drinking in Colonel Summers Park

#14: The Rose Princess

#13: Charlie Hales

#12: Toddlers in cargo bikes

#11: Oregonian publisher, N. Christian Anderson III

#10: Anyone dressed as a pirate

#9: Jefferson Smith

#8: Jefferson Smith's dog's Twitter account

#7: Those employees of the Portland Spirit that try to get you on board by standing at the top of the ramp and just lurking there all creepy style

#6: Artisanal vegans

#5: Rock 'n' Roll Camp for Girls graduates

#4: Razor blade and deodorant manufacturers

#3. Fluoride conspiracy theorists

#2. Packy the elephant

And the #1 "least influential person in Portland" is...

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