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THURSDAY, MAY 3

8:00 CW SMALLVILLE

Jimmy gets knocked out and travels back to the 1940s. I dunno... sounds kind of unrealistic to me.

8:35 NBC THE OFFICE

Phyllis gets flashed; Dwight and Andy play "To Catch a Predator."

FRIDAY, MAY 4

8:00 FX SPIDER-MAN2—Movie

(2004) Dr. Octopus dreams up eight new ways of kicking Spidey's ass!

SATURDAY, MAY 5

11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

The very best skits and videos from this season. I only have four words. "Dick... in... a... Box."

SUNDAY, MAY 6

8:00 CBS AMAZING RACE

Season Finale! The final three teams race around to wherever, to win whatever. (Sorry, I watch this show less than The View.)

9:00 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE IN THE '90S

The very best skits and videos from the '90s. Unless "Dick in a Box" debuted in the '90s, I don't give a poop.

Midnight TOON MORAL OREL

Don't miss this perverted animated parody of Davey and Goliath and Christian kid shows!

MONDAY, MAY 7

8:00 FOX DRIVE

Sorry, folks... this one has already been cancelled. Put the transmission in park, and step away from the vehicle.

9:00 NBC HEROES

In order to save the world, Hiro and Ando must pass a special test (which I hope includes Star Wars trivia).

TUESDAY, MAY 8

8:00 MYTV HOOTERS DREAM GIRL CHALLENGE

16 Hooters waitresses compete to appear on the cover ofHooters magazine. Ummm... do they get overtime for this?

9:00 CW VERONICA MARS

In order to save the school concert, Veronica must help out a washed-up rocker (played by the dreamy Paul Rudd)!

WEDNESDAY, MAY 9

8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

The girls express themselves via aboriginal dance. I better take my anti-butt-cringing pills.

10:00 ABC LOST

Ben lets Locke in on some of the island's secrets; meanwhile Juliet lets her secret slip! See ya, suckah!

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