THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Michael chooses his replacement Survivor-style in an office outing to Scranton Lake.
10:00 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN
Season premiere! The gang is back for another season of disgustingly amoral hijinks. RECOMMENDED!
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14
8:00 CBS CBS SNEAK PEEK
A quick and dirty looky-loo at all the new shows debuting on CBS this season!
9:00 FOX NASHVILLE
Debut! A new reality show about a group of up 'n' comers trying to make it big in Hillbilly, USA!
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 15
9:00 BBCA TORCHWOOD
It's the first day on the job for the alien hunters... and am I crazy, or is Captain Jack a bisexual?
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 16
8:00 FOX EMMY AWARDS
A celebration of all the TV shows Middle America loves, and the rest of us hate.
9:00 ABC ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON
BURGANDY—Movie (2004) '70s anchorman (Will
Ferrell) poops the bed when a new hot anchorwoman joins the
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 17
8:00 FOX PRISON BREAK
Season premiere! Michael must escape a Panamanian jail before they make him participate in an all-prisoner dance routine of "Thriller."
9:00 FOX K-VILLE
Debut! Two buddy cops (who hate each other's guts) crack down on crime in post-Katrina New Orleans.
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18
8:00 CW BEAUTY AND THE GEEK
Season premiere! Brainless but gorgeous gals compete to see who can transform a gang of gangly geeks!
9:00 ABC ELVIS: VIVA LAS
Clips of the King performing in Vegas, as well as current music stars playing his hits. Ugh! Let me die on a toilet now!
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19
8:00 FOX BACK TO YOU
Debut! Kelsey Grammer (Frasier) tries to reclaim his former glory with this sitcom set in a TV station.
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP
Season premiere! Tyra Banks brings the "fierce" with another season of bickering, bubble-headed models.