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Thursday, May 17

8:00 NBC FRIENDS

On the eve of their wedding, Monica discovers Chandler has disappeared! (I haven't watched this show in awhile. Which one is Chandler again?)

8:00 FOX AMERICA'S MOST WANTED DNA TESTS

Deadbeat dads get caught with their genes down after DNA tests prove they're the real pops!


Friday, May 18

8:00 FOX THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY--Movie

(1998) Ben Stiller gets spunk in his hair and his hoo-hoo gets caught in his fly, thanks to Cameron Diaz.

9:00 A&E DEAD RINGERS--Movie

(1988) Jeremy Irons stars as twin brother gynecologists in this OB-GYN creep-out!


Saturday, May 19

8:00 CBS WALKER, TEXAS RANGER

Final Episode! Walker discovers a thief stealing dentures at the nursing home, and breaks a hip while trying to karate-kick him in the shin.

10:00 SCI-FI NAKED LUNCH--Movie

(1991) Typewriters turn into bugs, blobby creatures grow big sex organs, and the characters mainline insecticide in this adaptation of William Burroughs' book.


Sunday, May 20

8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS

Season Finale! Homer and the gang turn into folk legends like Paul Bunyan and Tom Sawyer.

9:00 FOX THE X-FILES

Season Finale! Mulder, Doggett, and Skinner fight over who gets to protect Scully's unborn baby.


Monday, May 21

9:00 USA OUT OF SIGHT--Movie

(1998) Jennifer "J. Lo" Lopez and George "G. Clo" Clooney star in this smart, sexy crime caper.


Tuesday, May 22

8:00 WB BUFFY, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Season Finale! Buffy must call upon all her ass-whuppin' abilities for the final showdown with Glory!

9:00 FOX DARK ANGEL

Max and Logan bust out of Manticore--and head straight to the wedding chapel (smooch smooch!).


Wednesday, May 23

9:00 WB FELICITY

Season Finale! It's graduation day, and absolutely nothing of any interest happens. Have a great summer, kids!

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