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Thursday, October 17

8:00

NBC FRIENDS

Monica suspects that Chandler is obsessed with "shark porn"--which is gross on so many levels.

8:00

UPN ELECTION--Movie

(1999) Reese Witherspoon stars as a student who stoops to diabolical methods to become student council president (including giving away cupcakes!).

Friday, October 18

8:00

UPN THE MAN IN THE IRON MASK--Movie

(1998) Three retired musketeers set out to replace the evil King Louis XIV with his twin brother (Leonardo DiCaprio)--and they're both HOT!

8:00

FOX FIREFLY

Jayne lands on a planet where he is a wanted man--and who wouldn't want a man named "Jayne"?

Saturday, October 19

8:00

UPN REAL WORLD/ROAD RULES CHALLENGE

For those without cable, here's a good opportunity to see the Road Rules kids puke.

10:30

VH1 LIZA & DAVID'S WEDDING

Speaking of puke, don't miss David literally cram his tongue down Liza Minnelli's throat.

Sunday, October 20

9:00

ABC ALIAS

Daddy Jack attempts to save Sydney from her tit-shooting mom.

10:30

HBO CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM

Larry uses news of a personal tragedy to get out of several boring dinner invitations.

Monday, October 21

9:00

FOX GIRLS CLUB

Debut! David E. Kelley's new show about three hot chick lawyers who experience difficulty because they are three hot chick lawyers.

Tuesday, October 22

8:00

UPN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

When vengeance demon Anya pulls a particularly gruesome trick, the Scoobies stage a vengeful intervention.

8:00

COM CRANK YANKERS MARATHON

Multiple episodes of foul-mouthed puppets terrorizing helpless housewives, telemarketers and sex workers.

Wednesday, October 23

9:00

ABC THE BACHELOR

A pack of truly sad women fight over a gorgeous hunky man, which makes me wonder, "Where's MY fawking TV show??"

10:00

COM SOUTH PARK

Stan believes his pet fish may be involved in a string of grisly murders.

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